“I’m not buying it!”
Alicia put down the giant pizza cutter, and glared at the store manager. $32 was too much to spend on a pizza cutter.
“I’m just the messenger,” the store manager replied. Throwing up her hands.
Alicia thought it was entirely outrageous. She marched down the street. At the next store she saw a pizza cutter that was only $14.
“I’m gonna have a pizza part tonight!” She said to no one in particular.
That evening she sat down by herself and devoured a gluten-free, lactose free, vegetarian pizza with no tomatoes.
When the meal was done she rinsed off her new pizza cutter and put it in a drawer with 13 other pizza cutters. Every one of them had been stolen.
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