Seriousblogger is one of my greatest inspirations. As a blogger, artist and original think Seriousblogger is almost unparalleled. I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Seriousblogger and discuss the state of the world, blogging and what’s really important to focus on at this moment in history. It was a very illuminating conversation. Seriousblogger wanted me to remind everyone to wear their masks, and to let readers know that this interview was conducted using proper social distancing guidelines.
Hello, Seriousblogger, it so good to talk to you! I have been so inspired by your blog. What inspired you to start blogging?
Seriousblogger: Well, I just take the world very seriously, and I wanted other people to take it seriously too.
Dumbestblogger: So you felt some sort of moral responsibility?
Seriousblogger: Exactly. People are just so flippant about everything these days. I hate it.
Dumbestblogger: I understand.What do you hate most about the world?
Seriousblogger: Besides the obvious?
Dumbestblogger: Just in general, what is it that really ticks you off?
Seriousblogger: Between Trump, COVID and global warming the planet is doomed, and nobody cares. This is no time for silly limericks, or funny stories. We need to focus on serious things. Any blogger who writes a funny story should be shot.
Dumbestblogger: What’s your position on gun control?
Seriousblogger: Ban them all.
Dumbestblogger: That’s very sensible. I notice that you post a lot of personal stories on your blog. What’s the connection between those stories and your overall concerns about the state of the world?
Seriousblogger: Honestly my life kind of sucks. It’s important that people know how much my life sucks.
Dumbestblogger: I agree. I find the stories about how much your life sucks to be extremely powerful.
Seriousblogger: Thanks. It’s important that people know my emotional state. Besides the fact that there are children starving to death in Africa I think one of the most important issues facing the world is the fact that I experience depression and anxiety.
Dumbestblogger: That’s a very good point. Is there anything else you would like to share with people?
Seriousblogger: I just want people to take things seriously. The next time some stupid blogger thinks about writing a silly story, or wasting everybody’s time with a long winded pun or sharing some pointless haiku with the world I want them to think about what it brings to humanity. Does it improve us as human beings? Does it address the major inequities that exist in our society? If the answer is no, we don’t need to hear it. Please keep that garbage to yourself.
Dumbestblogger: Thanks so much Seriousblogger! You’re a true inspiration, I really appreciate your contributions and willingness to sit down and chat.
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Dumbest Blog Ever 
Oooh how I wish SeriousBlogger could be real.
Also is seriousblogger dumbestblogger behind the scenes?
Serious blogger is surriouss!
There are some serious issues here.
LOL
Seriousblogger’s out of control jealousy came through loud and clear. I would watch your back – and also your front and sides and top and bottom.
I’m sorry, I believe that the word “accuracy” in your comment was accidentally changed to say “jealousy.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh New Zealand has gone into lockdown again with 4 cases of Covid 19 after 100*-free corona -free days. So I don”t know what I think anymore. The Prime Minister thinks she’s in line for the Nobel Peace Prize so anything goes… I’ll sign off before I swear…
I don’t know what to say either. The despots may get all the prizes, but I sure hope they don’t come to power over here.
A true inspiration to me also! It has inspired me to come up with the silliest and most unworthy post ever. I’ll leave the funniest and dumbest posts to you.
Lolz. I’m looking forward to it.
mysterious blogger, dumbest blogger and serious blogger, all bases covered. or are they?
It’s an excellent question! Let’s ask the universe.
haha
Who could have half-assed for anything more!
Wait! We left out The Typical Dim-Witted Blogger! And I can’t qualify for multiple categories.
I shall soon become the dumberest blogger. Evolution at work!
I can hardly wait … or weight for
a Waif!
Woof!
I’ll have a talk with the committee and see if anything can be arranged.
Sounds good!
LOL! No. More funny stories and limericks, please.
Amen!
I can’t believe you got the seriousblogger interview. I’ve based my entire blogging career to date on trying to emulate seriousblogger. I see now I’ve made a few mistakes but I plan on rectifying all of that immediately!
I was highly honored! You can do it!
Spam, I am!
(From Just-Another-Stupid-Blogger)
C’est moi.
https://texantales.com/2020/08/04/humility-industrial-complex/
Not a limerick; just a poem.
Trigger WARING!
May be offensive to Folks of Faith
–Your Humble Servant, Stupid Blogger, or
‘Spam I am”
or
What you Will,
Will
https://texantales.com/2017/10/13/for-barney/
Fantastic! I’m sure that in Seriousblogger’s eyes these pieces would be more than adequate grounds for execution. Congrats!
Thank you, My Good Friend
You bet!
Seriousblogger may have a point. But I believe the opposite The more problems we have the more v need the fluff I Challenge seriousblogger And I will continue making nonsense to my hearts content
Stay well and Laugh at the world
“Laugh at the world” — And Whirl—Imma gonna steal that. Works well for my “Escape From Memphis” WIP
You’re welcome to it
That’s fine, but Seriousblogger may shoot you. You’ve been warned.
Hey You never told me Seriousblogger had a gun. He said he was going to ban them all
Seriousblogger believes that the world would be a better place if guns did not exist, but until such a world exists Seriousblogger is totally willing to use the implements which others use for harm in a way that betters our existing society.
Uh Oh!
Uh oh is right!
Texan In The House. Laughing out loud!
Thanks!
Jeez man. I have never written a haiku (and probably will not do so until I have googled it). I would like you to ask seriousblogger a question for me, as you obviously have his ear. I TRY to be amusing, but so rarely succeed, I feel that I must be spared his wrath. Also, my life sucks too – AND, if you’re interested, my hoover does not. Life is so unfair!
That all sounds very horrible. I will contact Seriousblogger and try to solicit an opinion on your situation.
I’m on the corner near the big house with the wossname fence…
Perfect.
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Oh, I love the morsels of sarcasm in this one.
Sarcasm? What’s that?
Not sure. I think it’s something people put on toast in far-away countries.
Ok. I’d love to try it someday.
I would have attempted a funny comment but I am afraid SeriousBlogger is reading.
A legitimate fear, I assure you.