“Did you get my message?”
“No.”
“I asked if you could get some cake.”
“Why do you want cake?”
“I don’t. Brett wants it.”
“Why does Brett want it?”
“Ask him.”
“Where is he?”
“Beats me.”
“I can run out again and grab some cake.”
“Nah. If Brett wants it he can get it himself.”
“Sure.”
At 6:05 PM on Wednesday, July 23rd, the Atkinsville Bakery and Gift shop was robbed at gun point. The perpetrator was a white male, approximately 35 years of age and slightly overweight. Witnesses noted that he had on green rimmed glasses, and walked with a slight limp. Although the cash registers were left undisturbed, several cakes were reported to be missing from the establishment.
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That Brett! What a self-starter!
Admirable, isn’t it?
That might have been the word I was looking for.
It’s soooo unhealthy.
But so tasty!
Despite the popular saying, Brett knew that the truth was you couldn’t eat your cake if you didn’t have it.
He certainly knew what was important in life.
You’re obsessed with cake, Bob, be careful. At least be sure it’s gluten-free.
Since gluten causes 5G radiation and, in turn, that makes you have autism-19-aids.
I hope you’re not one of these Kool-Aide drinking neophytes who believes that the Earth is round and we should all get vaccinated.
No, lol, the earth is obviously oblong and we should be drinking uranium, that’s for that sure. #amutantfuture
Amen.
Beware The Bret!!!!!
Stay well and laugh
He’s a dangerous one indeed!
What’s with the cake stint.
Anyway, LET THEM EAT CAKE.
Preach!
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I was just thinking yesterday about how hotel cakes are so stale tasting. But the ones at grocery stores are soooooo good!
Quite true. Cakes can easily get too dry.
Sometimes you just really have a craving for cake…
So true.
Some times you just really want cake.
It’s true.