241: Cake

“Did you get my message?”

“No.”

“I asked if you could get some cake.”

“Why do you want cake?”

“I don’t. Brett wants it.”

“Why does Brett want it?”

“Ask him.”

“Where is he?”

“Beats me.”

“I can run out again and grab some cake.”

“Nah. If Brett wants it he can get it himself.”

“Sure.”

At 6:05 PM on Wednesday, July 23rd, the Atkinsville Bakery and Gift shop was robbed at gun point. The perpetrator was a white male, approximately 35 years of age and slightly overweight. Witnesses noted that he had on green rimmed glasses, and walked with a slight limp. Although the cash registers were left undisturbed, several cakes were reported to be missing from the establishment. 


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20 thoughts on “241: Cake

  1. You’re obsessed with cake, Bob, be careful. At least be sure it’s gluten-free.
    Since gluten causes 5G radiation and, in turn, that makes you have autism-19-aids.

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