Elnora hadn’t seen any flying saucers tonight. It was really quite a disappointment, traveling way out here away from the noise and light pollution, and not seeing a single flying saucer light up the sky.
Elnora shivered. Morning would be here soon. No one wanted to be around the abandoned military base in the daytime.
She turned to go. She had only gone a few steps when she bumped into something. It was alive.
Had she finally found an extraterrestrial life form? Was she safe? Her mind raced about what might happened next.
The cow let out a long, low moo.
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What a strangely moooving story.
There’s always a tipping point.
Some people think that cow-tipping is a sport.
But it’s only done under cover of darkness, so some conspiracy theorists claim it’s not real.
I grew up in Wisconsin so I know from cowtipping. But yes, you’re right, it has to be done under cover of darkness.
One of my proudest professional accomplishments was successfully tutoring a New Yorker I was working with on the fine art of cow tipping. If he ever gets out in the field I will be very confident of his success.
I always heard that the most successful farmers were outstanding in their field.
It’s true.
Cow tipping is a new expression for me and I can’t wait to try it out. I hope it’s not a load of bull.
You’ll be great!
Thanks – an adolescence of growing up with cows and I feel so inadequate.
I believe in you.
You manage to milk every situation.
I have no beef with that.
That gave moo chills!
Glad to hear it!
Some cows can be quite alien.
One of the strangest sounds in the world is a herd of cows eating grass at night.
And then it jumped over the moon and turned out to be an alien after all?? Lol that’s the first thing I thought of when I read this.
As did I
Haha, could be.
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I never think of cows as especially scary until I meet one. Then I find that I am quite intimidated. Perhaps tipping them is the answer but I’m never sure how much is appropriate.
They are very big animals. I would suggest between three and five percent.
I don’t know what to make of the last part. So funny but also has a lesson in it, I think. The lesson is: come back to earth.
Or maybe just phone home.
Maybe:)
And with surgical precision the cow cut off Elnora’s lips, got back in the mother ship and took off
Scientists wondered for years what really happened but all they had was a fuzzy picture of something that seemed to jump over the moon
Stay well and laugh my friend
Lolz.
If we seek, we shall find.
Truth.
that’s great! so proud to be related to this guy! and cows can be really quite terrifying to city folks I think. no wonder she was scared.
Scary beasts!
So cows are ET? Interesting.
Does it all make sense now?
Yes. I understand everything.
Good.