“Hey Heather, get on the bus!”
“Ok,” said Heather.
She got on the bus.
“Where is this bus going?” Asked Heather.
“Never mind where the bus is going.” Came the reply.
Heather always tried to pay attention to helpful advice, but she was still kind of curious about where it was headed. She stared out the window. There was grass and stuff outside. The bus stopped and Heather got out.
“Do you want to get a hamburger?” Asked Daryl.
“Sure.” Said Heather.
She ate a hamburger. It was good.
“How about a milkshake?” Asked Daryl.
Heather never turned down anything involving ice cream.
“Time to get back on the bus.”
Heather got back on the bus. It took her home. People who listen to advice have really fun adventures.
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Dumbest Blog Ever 
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread;
And whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed.
What was wrong with that?
That’s the way I learned it. Are you saying the Old Woman’s name was Heather and that by her listening to advice from all kinds of sources that this was how she ended up>
You’ve only got to look at our world today to see how been nice ends you up in trouble.
Beats me.
There’s beating, whipping and flogging – in that order. I take it you choose the easy way.
Always.
A bus ride, a hamburger, AND a milkshake‽‽‽‽ Wow! I’d like an adventure like that. The only thing that could have made it better would have been a malt. My advice would be to change that part.
That’s fair. I’m more of a sundae guy myself.
Even on Tuesday?
Especially on Tuesday.
What’s this… no fries?
Criminal. I know.
Heather’s home was an asylum. In truth, she never left, the poor paranoid creature. To this day she screeches for the brain breeze she never received from the milkshake.
I can never get anything past you.
Why don’t they teach this stuff in schools?
I honestly don’t know.
LOL! This was fun to read. I live in the land of oppositionville. “Let’s all sit down and have a nice hot fudge sundae,” is just met with, “I don’t want to, I’m lactose intolerant, somebody else will just get more than me, they always do. Why isn’t it butterscotch?” Be more like Heather, people. It’s much better. 🙂
Haha, not enough ice cream in the world. That’s our chief problem.
Love this! What a nice adventure!
Thanks.
Going with the flow is fun.
However, I was disappointed that Heather wasn’t abducted by the aliens in the end.
More on Aliens in tonight’s installment.
I live by the warning to never get on a bus with strangers
Good call.
That was cruel! I was waiting for an accident or something but your surprise ending was no surprise ending…loved it though.
Happy weekend!! Also you’re 1 follower away from 400 yayyy! I don’t even know why I’m so happy. Lolz
Hahaha, thanks! Definitely exciting to have so many people following!
Yea I just hit 100- feels epic! Thanks for checking my blog out.
Congrats.