68: Imagine A Bull

But just because you imagine a bull doesn’t mean you understand a bull, let alone know a bull. You can’t just read a bull.

If you want to force him to move somewhere remember that he’s stronger than you. You can’t pull a bull.

Some try to use the art of persuasion on male bovines, but you can’t ply a bull.

And if you think you can manipulate them, well you can’t play a bull either.

They do what they do, no way to deny a bull.

If you want to communicate with them, give up the whole post office idea. You can’t write a bull.

Try making fun of them and you’ll quickly realize that it’s futile to mock a bull.

Bulls don’t have wings, so you can’t fly a bull.

If you’ve read this far you most likely want to damn a bull.