48: Recipe for Rat Soup

Gather

  • 6 large rats
  • 1 cup of smelling salts
  • 1/4 pound of limburger cheese
  • 2 onions
  • 3 potatoes
  • 4 Carrots
  • 2 tablespoons of butter

Place limburger cheese on counter and leave for duration of prep and cooking. Rats can emanate a powerful odor, so it helps to have a masking agent at hand when working with them.

Carefully clean rats and places in pot of boiling water. Once cooked remove meat from bones. Add smelling salts. Place in fresh pot and add 3 cups of water. Stir in potatoes, onions and carrots

Add 2 tablespoons of butter, because everything is better with butter.

Serve and enjoy.

  • Note: if unable to locate rats the 435 members of congress should be of help depending on their sense of smell.

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